It's been nearly a month and a half since my last post. I am the worst blogger ever, and I understand that I've likely lost most of my audience. You've all turned your backs in disgust and dismay, and found new things to read in order to fill your time and that gaping pus-weeping void in your soul. That void which until now I had hoped to straddle with my large thighs and poo. But here I am, on my knees, begging you to come back and read my blog again. Because I swear this time I'll try harder. I'll make it work. I need you. You have to understand, I had one very very good reason for my absence It was a force greater than both you or I, one that could not be denied.You see, a month and a half ago, I joined Facebook. Facebook is my Allah. I pray to Facebook five times a day or more, and it has given meaning to my life. I can't stay away from it, it brings me so much joy. Find me on Facebook, I'm listed under Carol Johnston.
Anyway, I wanted to write something quick in here, and express my intent to maintain this blog at the rate you have come to expect. I wanted to apologize. And there is lots to catch up on!
Here are some coming attractions in the life of newlyweds:
- Carol quits her job; regains part of soul
- Eric is regularly touched by a magical man
- Trip to Paris
- Trip to Egypt
- Cheese in Paris
- Falafel in Egypt
- Poo in Paris
- Poo in Egypt
- Farts in Egypt
- Smells of Egypt
- My new heavy periods and super absorbancy tampons
- Muslim mens in Egypt
- Camels
- A poo story I heard in Egypt
Please stay tuned, I need you.
