A couple weeks ago, Eric and I were getting into bed. We decided on big spoon/little spoon designations, and snuggled in.
Carol: Mmmmm comfy comfy.
Eric: Yeah, comfy comfy.
Carol: I love you, Eric.
Eric: I love you too, you skinny bitch.
Carol: ........
Eric: Carol?
Carol: .........
Eric: Honey?
Carol: What did you just call me?
Eric: Umm...skinny bitch?
Carol: Why did you call me that?
Eric: Uhh...I thought I'd try it out. I hear you call your friends skinny bitches. Just this past weekend, you called Patti a skinny bitch at her wedding, so I thought....you know. I thought I'd try it out. Was it not good?
Carol: Husbands cannot call their wives skinny bitches. It doesn't work that way.
Eric: Oh. But I think you're losing weight, and I just wanted to say -
Carol: Yeah. But don't do it again, okay?
Eric: Oh. Okay.
