I wish I had:
- Anduril, forged from the shards of Elendil's sword, Narsil
- An Army of the Dead
- A prophecy fortelling that I will be killed by no man
- A choice between the immortality of the elves and the mortality of men
- A Mithril shirt
- A Phial of Galadriel, containing the light of Earendil, so that I can strike fear into the hearts of the Enemy's servants
- An all-seeing Eye
- Legolas sex-slaves
- Aragorn sex-slaves
- Eomer sex-slaves
- Faramir sex-slaves
- ....Eowyn sex-slaves
I wonder if:
- Aragorn and Arwen ever had a big fight after they got married, and whether she threw in his face the fact that she had given up the Immortality of the Elves for him
- The men ever actually did sexual things to each other - they really act gay
- Frodo lived in seething shame for the rest of his life because he couldn't actually throw the ring into the fire
- Frodo ever got an infection from where Gollum bit his finger. I got an infection on my finger, I think he would have too - Gollum was way dirtier than my cleaver was.
1 comment:
Haha, I really enjoyed this entry. I liked all the things you wished you had.
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